Wednesday, December 25, 2013

It's Solstice Time!

If I'm being completely honest with myself, Christmas is the only holiday I really care about. New Year's is always hit or miss, Valentine's Day has a lot of potential for disaster, Independence Day is usually an excuse for immature people to do very stupid things, Memorial Day and Labor Day are highly dependent on the weather, and Thanksgiving is an entire holiday based around stuffing your face with as much food as you possibly can, a.k.a.: my own personal nightmare. (I almost certainly have an undiagnosed eating disorder. I don't particularly care about my appearance or health. I just find food, in general, to be disgusting. I obviously know this is as crazy as hating oxygen, but it means I get an annual audience to my dilemma of, "Do I offend someone by refusing their food? Or do I offend them by trying their food and possibly gagging and/or throwing up?")

It's 11 months away, but this picture still gives me a panic attack.